Serious Sam 2 Secrets (walkthrough)

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-SECRETS GUIDE-

M’DIGBO [1MDGB]
Jungle (4)
1: Secret Cave: Behind waterfall near beginning village.
2: Football Secret: To the right of Dino (the dinosaur you ride) in the field
after the first village there is a small football field. In front of it is a
small palm tree. Cut down the tree to get the football and then drop it in the
field. Score a goal to activate the secret.
3: Super Secret Shortcut: On the left rock wall, near the end of the field
where you find Dino, next to a tree is a switch. Press it to activate the
secret.
4: Secret Rocket Launcher: Near the top of the rock wall to the left of the
waterfall next to the monkey head there is a rocket launcher on a small
platform. Shoot the beam supporting it to get it.

Riverdance (5)
1: Farting Secret: In the hut right on the river bank (near where the
primitives spawn) there is a bowel of beans. Use it to trigger the secret.
Note: You must do this before the Simba plane crashes.
2: Secret Sexy Bush: Near the rocks at the end of the left river bank near the
bridge there is a small bush containing two Simba havin’ some fun. Use it to
trigger the secret.
3: Secret Switch: On the right side of the middle island there is a switch.
Press it to activate the secret.
4: Secret Item (Serious Bomb): From the middle island look to the rocks to the
left. You will see a serious bomb on a raft. Shoot the two ropes holding it to
collect it.
5: Don’t Feed The Monkey: At the other side of the bridge to the right are
some rocks. Behind one of the rocks (where a barbarian spawns) is a giant
banana. Pick it up and throw it into the giant monkey head to the left of the
bridge (the one with the signs near it).

M’Keke Village (0)
(No Secrets)

Road To Ursul (3)
1: Secret Treasure: Stack some boxes up against the wall of the platform you
take over at the beginning. Use them to climb on top of the first level of the
building to find the treasure. Note: the games rubbish item physics may annoy
here…
2: Secret Fake Health: To the left of the spiked ball vehicle is a primitive
dressed in a health box. Approach it to trigger the secret.
3: Secret Frozen Penguin: To the right of the spiked ball vehicle are some
boxes and against a wall near them is a fridge. Approach it to trigger the
secret.

Ursul Suburbs (6)
1: Secret Serious Bomb: On top of a building to the right of where you start
is a serious bomb. Stack boxes on top of each other to climb to it (Again the
shoddy object physics may frustrate as boxes don’t stack well. Try barrels.).
2: Return Of Boxing Barry Secret: (Facing in the direction of the gorilla in
the distance) In the far right corner of the second section under a thatched
roof is a switch. Push it to activate the secret.
3: Secret Chicken Friend: On the left side of the second area on top of the
roof of a building is a chicken. Kill it to activate the secret.
4: Secret Treasure: In the third area enter the building and turn left. There
will be a health box on a grate. Destroy the grate. Behind the red curtain is
a toilet cistern. Flush it and jump down the grate when the water is gone.
5: Secret Armour: After collecting the sniper rifle a series or targets appear
outside. Shoot them to activate the secret. One top of the middle building and
one on top of a building on each corner of the area (Some in the distance,
5 total).
6: Secret Items: Go through the opening to the left of the large building. At
the top of a wall at the end of the small alley are some rockets on a
platform. Shoot the beams supporting the platform to bring them down.

Kukulele Prison (6)
1. Secret Monkey Breath: To the right of the giant monkey head on the right
side of the room there is a switch. Press it to activate the secret.
Note: Make sure you pick up the keys on the middle left pillar in the small
room after the room with the shaman.
Easter Egg: If you picked up the keys in the previous room then you will be
able to find a photo of Croteam in a locked cell in the third group of cells.
2. Secret High Plateau: After the jail cell corridors you will eventually
emerge into a very large room with a TV on a box in it. On the left wall is a
large cavity and some boxes stacked up next to it. Use the boxes to climb into
the cavity.
3. Secret Dark Passage: In the large room with the pretty light thingy, go
through the smaller set of doors to the right of the exit doors.
4. Secret High Plateau II: At the end of the open area with the lake there are
some ruins with a treasure box on top. Climb the broken column and jump to it.
5. Secret Platform: To the right of the lowest monkey there is a platform with
some armour. Shoot it go activate the secret.
6. Secret Monkey Hand: Towards the top of the open area you will enter a small
tunnel. On the left wall of the tunnel there is an opening. Climb through it
onto a platform then drop down onto the monkey hand.

Ursul Gardens (11)
1. Secret Thunder Switch: On the far right obelisk in the first area is a
switch. Press it to activate the secret.
2. Secret Area: In the far left corner of the first area next to a rocky arc
behind a pile of rocks are some sniper rounds. Collect them to activate the
secret.
3. Secret Power-Up: Eventually you will come to a large grassy are that leads
to another building. In the far back corner down the side of a small building
there is a Serious Score power-up. Get it to activate the secret.
4. Secret Area: In the next large area, to the right is a large building and
next to it is a large obelisk. The secret is behind the obelisk.
5. Secret Cannon: To the left of the large temple is a basketball ring. Score
a goal to activate the secret.
6. Secret Item: Around the rear right of the large temple is a backpack.
Collect it to activate the secret.
7. Secret Area: In the corner to the right of the temple is the secret area.
8. Secret Thunder Switch II: At the end of the next area (where the shaman
appears again after a fight) there is a large pile of rocks. The largest rock
has the thunder switch on it.
9. Secret Area: Beyond the aforementioned rock is a building. The secret area
is around the back right of the building.
10. Secret Area: To the right of the large gate in the final area (where you
have to collect the bananas) there is the secret area.
11. Secret Treasure: To the left of the large gate in the final area, in a
corner, is a large and small rock. Behind the large rock is the secret chest.
Its a difficult rock to climb. Try to stay against the rock wall as you jump
as there is a slightly low edge on the rock there that you can reach.

Kwongo (0)
(No Secrets)

MAGNOR [2MGNR]
Deadwood (4)
1: Secret Friend Of Fisherman: Slightly behind and to the right of where you
start, on some grass in the swamp water (behind a large piece of armour), is
an umbrella and a fishing rod. Approach the rod to trigger the secret.
2: Secret Crocodile Horn ™: Up the road from where you start will be a
giant rib cage in the swamp. The horn is under the rib cage.
3: Secret Serious Bomb: A little up the road from the area with the plasma gun
you will find a fork in the road. Take the left path to a small dead end.
Behind the building on the left of the dead end is a sea container. On top of
it is the serious bomb. You will need to stack a barrel on top of a box and
climb them to reach it.
4: Secret CROcodile: To open the gate at the end of this level you need to
find a lever. When you find it, go into the swampy area to its right to find
the crocodile. Approach it to trigger the secret.

Forsaken Compound (8)
1: Secret Item: Turn right directly after the first gates and travel around
the right building. Pick up the serious bomb next to the sea container to
trigger the secret.
2: Secret Armour: Use a box and a barrel to climb up onto the sea container
next to the serious bomb. Jump across the sea containers to the small building
with the armour on the roof. Climb up and collect the armour to trigger the
secret.
3: Secret Crocodile Horn II ™: Beyond the beginning gates there is a large
swamp area that you have to fight through. Deviate off the path and to the
middle left of this large area in some swamp is the horn.
4: Secret Health: Slightly ahead and to the right of the gates to the second
area there is a jump platform (you can hear it). Jump on it to be propelled to
the health.
5: Secret Dukes Sword: After the 3rd gates you will be forced onto a metal
path. After that path you will return to swamp level. To you left are a series
of small grass islands going off to the right into the swamp. Follow them to
find the sword. Pick it up to trigger the secret.
6: Secret Dukes Hat: Continue on from the aforementioned sword to find the
hat. Pick it up to trigger the secret.
7: Secret Dukes Coat: Continue on from the hat to find the coat. Pick it up to
trigger the secret.
8: Secret Dukes Skeleton: Continue on from the coat to find the skeleton and
what sounds like Croteam having a stab at Duke Nukem Forever.

Branchester (4)
1: Secret Area: Go backwards from where you start and cross a bridge. Behind
the large tree trunk is an opening to get into it. Go inside to trigger the
secret.
2: Secret Place: Eventually you will have to use a trampoline to jump to
another area. In that next area there is a large tree trunk to the right. To
the right of that tree trunk is a switch. Press it to lower a lift. Press the
switch on the lift to be taken to the secret area.
3: Secret Item: You will eventually have to cross a pit of water with floating
planks. A serious bomb will spawn on the bridge if you cross without touching
the water.
4: Secret Room: You will eventually come to an area with dual Uzis. Beyond
that area is another large area. On the right of that area is a large tree
trunk. On the right of that tree trunk is the outline of a door. Blast it to
reveal the area.

Woodstock (2)
1: Secret Power-up: Strait ahead of you after getting off the moving platform
is a large tree trunk with a platform half-way up it. On the other side of the
trunk under its platform is a small platform with a serious damage power-up on
it. Shoot the beam supporting the small platform to get acquire the power-up.
2: Secret Area: Once your ride ends you will be in a small village area. After
the first small village is a small bridge (left of the trampoline). At the
other side of the bridge is a large tree trunk that you have to walk around.
On the other side of the trunk is an opening to the secret area.

Giant Junkyard (2)
1: Secret Giant Poo: This is just beyond the giant match. You can’t miss it.
2: Piano Secret: After you exit the tunnel go directly to the left to find the
piano.

Zumzum (0)
(No Secrets)

CHIFANG [3CHFNG]
Hong-Pong (2)
1: Secret Dead Bunny Killed By Secret Ninja Chicken: Go through the first set
of large gates and go to the left of the next area. Behind the building on the
left is a dead rabbit. Approach it to trigger the secret.
2: Secret Item: Once you pass through the first set of gates look directly to
your right. There will be a barrel up on a balcony. Destroy it with a grenade.

Wheels Of Fortune (2)
1: Secret Health: After passing through the first set of gates (out of the
fair) go to your left. There will be a package with "TOP SECRET" written on it.
Destroy it and collect the health to trigger the secret.
2: Secret Ninja Chicken: In the last area (with the round door on the right
side) go strait ahead from the gates and into the crevice to the left to find
the chicken.

Chanolin Chambers (2)
1: Secret Health: At the end of the first room you will see a small gong near
the wall. Jump on it and it will bounce you across the room. You should
rebound off a beam and break through another. The broken one will have the
health in it.
2: Secret Item: You will come to a room where the floor moves. On the top level
there are some chandeliers hanging from the roof. Shoot one of the chandeliers
in the far left corner to spawn the secret item.

Chanolin Temple (2)
1: Secret Dragon: In the first area there should be two lines of dragon
statues. Most can be destroyed to reveal items but the one on the nearest right
can’t be. Use it to activate it (don’t stand in front of it).
2: Secret Switch: In the first area near the lines of dragons should be two
lines of large flags. At the base of the third flag along on the left is the
switch.

Prince Chan (0)
(No Secrets)

KLEER [4KLR]
Unreal Wasteland (2)
1: Secret Armour: As you cross the fallen rock column bridge you should see a
large piece of armour to your upper left. Under the armour is a steam vent.
Jump over it to be propelled up to the armour.
2: Secret Teleporter: You will eventually be floating along a river of lava on
a stone platform. You will have to jump off at some point and the platform will
go over an edge. Look over the edge. There will be a ring of fire. Jump in it
to be teleported (don’t miss…).

Doomed Canyon (4)
1: Secret Item: The first path will veer to the left. At this point look to
the right to see a crevice in the rock wall. Go in there and collect the large
health.
2: Secret Area: Follow the rock wall from the right of the giant skull. It
should lead to a crevice that goes behind one of the ledges.
3: Secret Weapon: To the left of the giant skull there is a ledge with a lava
vent on it. A rock near the ledge should allow you to climb up. Jump on top of
the lava vent to be propelled up onto a higher ledge. Follow the higher ledge
around to find a serious bomb.
4: Secret Word Jumper: After walking through the giant skull you’ll emerge in
a large room with lava. On the other side of the room are some ruins. Along
that back wall will be a switch. Press it to open the secret. Make sure you
only jump on the letters that spell SERIOUS (duh).

Boneyard (2)
1: Secret Area: To the far left of the first area, on the rock wall, there
will be the outline of a door. Blast it open to reveal the secret area.
2: Secret: After passing through the passage after the first area you will
come to another large area with a pool of lava. On the rock wall to the right
will be a large outline of an ‘S’ made of rock. Blast it to trigger the secret.

Count Kleerofski (0)
(No Secrets)

ELLENIER [5ELLNR]
Greendale (4)
1: Secret Treasure: Go left from the bottom of the castle towards the three
stone pillars. At the point where the rock wall meets the water is a treasure
chest.
2: Secret Ammo Pack: After crossing the draw bridge go immediately right. At
the waters edge at the point where the hill takes a sudden drop is the ammo
pack.
3: Secret Area: Continue right until you find the end of the peninsula with a
stone turret on it.
4: Secret Health: To the right of the path leading up to the large village is
a small area with a few huts. There is a large health next to one of the huts.

Coast 2 Cost (3)
1: Secret Item: Go to the right of where you start. Against a wall will be a
box. Break it to collect the item.
2: Secret Area: On the beach there is a large statue of a head with a fence
behind it. One of the posters can be destroyed to reveal an entrance to the
secret area in the head.
3: After the beach you will go over a hill. There are some rocks on the hill
and a floating sign. Behind one of the rocks is a life. Get it to trigger the
secret.

Kingsburg (3)
1: Secret Teleporter: At the end of the first area turn left towards a dead end
(under the "ZAGREB" banner). Along the right side of the path will be a sparkly
cloud. Walk into it to be teleported.
2: Secret Powerup: The path that goes right from the first area has a bend in
it. Just after that bend is one of the hovering lights that are all over the
level. It has a serious damage powerup on top. Destroy it to collect the
powerup.
3: Secret Item: Just after the aforementioned bend, there is an alley to the
right. On the left side of the alley is a bag of money. Collect it to trigger
the secret.

Royal Sewers (1)
1: Secret Gay Wedding: You will come to a room where you rescue a girl. On the
right side of the room is a door with a barred opening on it. Through the
opening you can see two guards patrolling. Kill them both to open the door and
follow the corridor to the wedding to trigger the secret.

Castle Of Rock (3)
1: Johnny Lee Gnaar Secret: Travel to the left side of the garden and search
around for a large coin on the ground. Pick it up and carry it to the centre
of this area where you’ll find a Gnaar with a saxophone and a hat. Drop the
coin in the hat to trigger the secret.
2: Secret Treasure: On the right side of the garden there is a square hedge.
There is a stone wall and bench on each side but one. Blast the side without
the bench to reveal the secret.
3: Secret Item: Go to the next area on the right of the garden. There will be
a well there. Approach the well to spawn the item.

Floaterra (3)
1: Secret Platform: After passing through the small passage on the first
island, look up. There is a health box on a platform. Blast the platform to
get it.
2: Secret Teleport: On the left side of the middle area of the second island
there is a stone birds head (like the ones on the cliff faces) with a boulder
in its mouth. Blast the boulder to reveal the secret.
3: Secret Item: Dunk the Gnaar in the secret area described in #2 to get the
secret item.

Cecil (0)
(No Secrets)

KRONOR [6KRNR]
Area 5100 (3)
1: Secret Item: Outside your starting hanger there is a green pool. Behind the
pool are two curved pipes with valves on them. Open both valves and the water
will drain, revealing a large health.
2: Secret Hover Fighter: Just behind and past the green pool you should see a
hover fighter behind a locked gate. There is a Gnaar in the turret above the
gate. Kill him to open it and get in the hover fighter to trigger the secret.
3: Secret Cannon: This is on top of the starting hanger. Walk up the side to
get it.

Command Center (1)
1: Secret Weapon: In front of the start is a large group of sea containers.
The sea container, front row, second from the left, second level, will open up
if you walk around it. Stack some crates next to it and climb in to collect
the sniper rifle and ammo.

Freezepad (3)
1: Secret Snowman: Blow up the snowman next to the second furnace room and
pick up the item it drops to activate the secret.
2: Secret Treasure: Behind the fence in front of hanger 10 (next to the second
furnace room) is a box. Blow it up with a grenade to activate the secret.
3: Secret Area: In the back left corner of hangar 12 is the secret area.

Frostpost (5)
1: Secret Container: To the right of the first furnace room (before you go in)
there’s a sea container with the words "TOP SECRET" on it. Blast it to open it.
2: Secret Santa: After passing through the first furnace room there should be
2 large pipes forming arches over the pathway. Santa is walking along the top
of one. Blast him to activate the secret.
3: Secret Container: In the front right corner of the hangar in the second
area, behind some boxes, is a sea container with the words "TOP SECRET"
written on it. Blast it to open it.
4: Secret Serious Bomb: Behind the second furnace room is a sea container that
bursts open. Behind the sea container is the serious bomb.
5: Secret Items: Just outside the third furnace room is three stacked sea
containers. Blast the one of the bottom right to open it and reveal the
secret items.

Hugo (0)
(No Secrets)

SIRIUS [7SIRS]
Siriusopolis Uptown (3)
1: Secret Neanderthal Football Fans: To the right of the starting point is a
garage door. Approach it to open it and trigger the secret. Score a goal with
the football to spawn a large health.
2: Secret Items: When you land on the first jump pad, stay on it and turn
around to face the area you just came from. In a gap on the ledge of the top
level there should be some money bags. Jump to them to trigger the secret.
3: Mutated Plant Secret: When you get to the platform with the vehicle, look
at the plant on the left near the railing. It will have fruit on it. Approach
it to trigger the secret. Shoot each fruit with a shotgun to get health pills.

Shield Generator (2)
1: Secret Bunny Sausages: You should eventually come to a small open grass
area. You should notice a rather obvious hand mincer to the right of the patch.
Find a dead bunny behind the rocks that are next to it and throw it into the
top of the mincer to trigger the secret.
2: Secret Crane Remote: You will eventually come to an area with a large
number of garages that spawn clouds of enemies. Along the railing, opposite
the garages, directly to the left of the bridge leading to the area is a small
joy stick. Use it to trigger the secret. There is another in the middle of the
railing around the corner in front of the second set of garages.

Be Quick Or Be Dead (0)
(No Secrets)

Welcome To The Jungle (0)
(No Secrets)

Jump In The Fire (0)
(No Secrets)

Siriusopolis Downtown (1)
1: Secret Phone Booth: You will come to a large garden with two huge arcs and
a water fountain. Then you will pass through some laser gates into a smaller,
corner-shaped area. The phone booth is on the right side of the door, in the
corner of the area.

Mental Institution (1)
1: Secret Weapon Depot: Eventually you will be in a large bent alley with
enemies spawning from 3 garages at the bottom of a small hill. At the other
end of the alley there will be a wall and behind that a giant statue. After a
long fight the wall at the end will come down. For a brief moment you will be
able to approach the base of the statue to trigger the secret but you must be
quick because after a short moment a small wall will rise and block the way to
the secret.

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